"It Is An Odd Feeling Knowing, Not Only Has God Touched Your Heart, But So Has A Man"
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"America Needs Obamacare Like Nancy Pelosi Needs A Halloween Mask"
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"Remember When We Were Kids, We Played Cowboys And Indians And The Cowboys Always Won? Well In The Real World, The Indians Are Kickin Our Ass, Casino Style.
PALE FACE NEED WELFARE CHECK"
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"When You Are Having A Bad Day And think That You Have Problems, Just Remember:
SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD, THERE IS A
MR. PELOSI"
"Success Is Always Temporary. When All Is Said And Done,
The Only Thing You'll Have Left Is Your Character"
"One Useless Man Is A Shame, Two Is A Law Firm And Three Or More Is A Congress" John Adams
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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself"
"A Crowded Elevator
Smells Different To A Midget"
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"With Integrity Nothing Else Counts
Without Integrity Nothing Else Counts"
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"FOR ALL THOSE WHO ARE BUYING IN TO THE POLITICALLY CORRECT BS IN OUR WORLD (i.e. saying Holiday instead of Christmas) MAY SANTA CRAP DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY AND HIS RAINDEER EAT YOUR "HOLIDAY TREE"
MERRY CHRISTMAS
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"For Us Football Fans, I Am Amazed At The Fact That The #1 & #2 Teams (Florida-Alabama) Have To Play Each Other To Decide Who Gets T0 Play The #3 Team (Texas) For The National Championship. Something Just Doesn't Seem Right About That"
ROLL TIDE!!!
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"CAN YOU TRUTHFULLY LIE TO YOURSELF???"
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"Life Is Tough. It's Even Tougher When You're Stupid"
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"Next To Barney Fife, My New American Hero Is Glenn Beck"
"I'm A Republican Because We Can't All Be On Welfare"
"White, Straight, Republican Male,
How Else Can I Piss You Off Today???
(Remember; It Is Better To Be Pissed Off Than To Be Pissed On)"
"Success is something you attract by the person you become,
by becoming an attractive person you become successful"
"A Billboard Sign Read:
NEED HELP, CALL JESUS
1-800-005-3787
Out Of Curiosity, I Did.
A Mexican Showed Up With A Lawnmower."
WTF
"It Has Been Said; You Can Find The True Character Of A Man By Making Him Rich. With Money Comes Power. How He Handles Power Displays His True Character. Make Me Rich And I Will Be On An Endless Quest (In Cabo San Lucas) To See How Strong My Golfing & Marlin Fishing Skills Really Could Be"
"If Obama Wanted To Talk About Race, He Should Have Invited People Like Lance Armstrong And Michael Phelps For A Beer. The Only Race I See Going On Is "How Fast Can We Put This Country In The Shitter. Someone Needs To Tell Him, He Is The President Of The United States Of America. Not The NAACP"
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After Seeing Bob Dylan, I've Come To Realize That Legendary Status Does Not Mean Greatness. There Was Greatness On The Stage But It Wasn't From The Top Billing. If There Was Anyone That Understood ANY Words That Were Coming Out Of His Mouth, They Were Surely On Another Planet With Him. Glad To Say I Finally Got To See Him, But Sorry To Say I Was Sadly Dissapointed"
"IT IS A KNOWN FACT THAT A DUCKS QUACK DOES NOT ECHO. ALSO FACT: A GRITNECK IS THE GREATEST FAN A BAND COULD HAVE"
LONG LIVE THE GRITNECKS
"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK, NICE PEOPLE BECOME GRITNECKS
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ARE A GRITNECK"
CONGRATULATIONS
"Life, Liberty, And The Persuit Of Gettin Down And Gritty With All Your GritNeck Friends On The 4th Of July."
BE SAFE
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"I Have Made John Wayne (The Movie True Grit) An Honorary GritNeck. He Would Have Been 92 And The Original PapaGrit. That Must Make Me GrandBabyGrit"
"Life's Too Short To Wake Up In The Morning With Regrets...So, Love The People Who Treat You Right, Pray For The Ones Who Don't"
"Friendship Is Like A Finely Strung Instrument. It Must Be Appreciated And Handeled Often, To Reach Its Full Potential. If It Is Misused And Cast Aside, It Will Not Perform As You Might Wish, When It Is Needed In The Future. REMEMBER, IF YOU USE AND ABUSE, YOU WILL CERTAINLY BE LEFT WITH THE BLUES"
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"The World Is Full Of People Who Mean Well, But Never Do Well. For Those People, The Words I'M SORRY Are Frequently Used And Eventually Fall On Deaf Ears"
"Those Who Are Thinking Our Right To Bear Arms Is Not In Danger, Must Be Thinking With A Condom On Their Head"
"With The Current Rate That Illegal Mexicans Are Entering, Paired With The Sympathy We Our Giving The Muslim Population In Our Great Country, You Can Rest Assure, Backyard Barbecues, Cosmetic Companies & Ball Caps Are Soon To Be A Thing Of The Past. It's Hard To Keep Those Beans From Falling Through The Grill, Ain't It???"
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"If Swine Flu Is Coming In From Mexico, My Country Boy Common Sense Tells Me It's Time To Have A Hog Hunt At The Border. I Am Sure It Would Be Easy To Bag Your Limit. We Could Solve Two Problems At Once"
"Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected"
"You Can Tell How Big A Person Is
By What It Takes To Discourage Him/Her"
"The Only Alternative To Coexistence Is Codestruction" May You Be Blessed With Peace This Easter
"He Who Angers You, Controls You. Its Hard To Be Mad If Your Smiling, On Three Lets All Smile. 1-2-3"
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"I Have Found The Perfect Woman, I Could Want No More. She's Deaf & Dumb And Over Sexed, And Owns A Liquor Store"
"To Hell With The Stimulus Package BS. Start Stimulating Your Mind. Life Is Like A Round Of Golf. 80% is Played Between Your Ears. So Cut Off The TV And Make Yourself A Tee-Time"
"This Is A Media Driven Recession. The Media Feeds Us Negative Because We Drive Their Ratings Up Every Time Something Bad Happens. We Are The Cause And The Media Is The Effect. Cut Off The News And You Cut Off The Negative Energy. Instantly, The News Would Shift To Reporting Positive Things And Life Would Be So Much Better"
"Grits Properly Prepared Can Be Very Tasty Without Alcohol" Who Would Of Thunk It. LOL
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